Generate a 15-second unhinged slop video for '@retardedfinance,' a satirical crypto parody. Feature a crudely animated character with a drooling, wild-eyed grin, a busy board on their head with spinning neon shapes (pink triangles, green circles, orange squares). The character screams 'DURRRRRR REFI!!!' in an exaggerated, goofy, distorted 'retard voice' (think over-the-top, cartoonish, and glitchy). Background: exploding crayon-drawn stock charts and flying spaghetti, all in a shaky, low-res 2005 flip phone style. Add sound: dial-up tones, a kazoo butchering 'Sweet Victory,' and a pig squeal every 3 seconds. End with a melting Solana logo and a creepy whisper: 'DURRRRR REFI.' Remix with max chaos—glitchy transitions, random zooms, and cursed energy.